Friday, 4 March 2016

Thoughts While On the Road

  1. I'm bored.
  2. Oh look, a tree.
  3. Maybe if I pretend to sleep, I actually will fall asleep, and when I wake up, I'll be there.
  4. That didn't work.
  5. Oh look, a tree. 
  6. I'm bored.
  7. I wonder if I can engage my parents in the alphabet game.
  8. I don't know a celebrity name starting with an E.
  9. I bet there's one in my history book.
  10. Nah, I'll just go with Eddy Murphy.
  11. Hah, my mom's stuck with Y.
  12. How did I end up with an E again?
  13. I quit. 
  14. Oh look, a tree.
  15. I wonder what Matt Smith does on road trips.
  16. I miss Doctor Who. I should watch it again.
  17. I'm hungry.
  18. I think we spent more money on Tim Hortons this trip than we did on hotels.
  19. I wonder if I won the roll up the rim.
  20. A car would be nice.
  21. Of course I didn't win anything.
  22. My dad got a free coffee.
  23. Lucky dad.
  24. Roll up the rim brings out the best in Canadians.
  25. Donald Trump sucks.
  26. I should blog about this.
  27. I should collaborate with other bloggers to write a giant book.
  28. That would be quite a task.
  29. I don't think I've blogged on my writer's blog since New Year.
  30. I'll get around to it eventually. 
  31. We need to sacrifice someone so Ellen never dies.
  32. How about Donald Trump.
  33. Oh look, a tree.
  34. I hope I don't have too much homework for when I get home.
  35. Rene Descartes was pretty cool.
  36. I'm cool too.
  37. But neither of us are as cool as Brian Cox.
  38. We are the Ants was a fantastic book.
  39. Imagine if I were abducted by aliens.
  40. Oh look, a tree.


  1. my dad used to irritate other drivers by slowing down at signs because he was so engrossed in the alphabet game.

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    1. I know! It happens to me every road trip!

  3. Very funny! I love 31 and 32!

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